Season One Episodes

Episode Eleven: “Lorraine”

Feb 3rd, 2010

“Mamma likes to have a little vitamin C after she does her yoga.”



Episode Ten: “Ever, ever”

Dec 21st, 2009

“What did you collect as a kid?”



Episode Nine: “Man Crush”

Dec 2nd, 2009

“Have you seen his Nike ad? He’s an Adonis.”



Episode Eight: “Poop Schedule”

Nov 18th, 2009

“I go poop at the same time every day.”



Episode Seven: “Poker Night”

Nov 4th, 2009

“My mom is way hotter than that hooker.”



Episode Six: “Shakespeare”

Oct 20th, 2009

“I want to see the dagger.”



Episode Five: “Larry”

Oct 7th, 2009

“Family is overrated.”



Episode Four: “La”

Sep 18th, 2009

“Do you remember earlier when I asked if you were retarded?”



Episode Three: “Eggroll”

Sep 5th, 2009

“This is like the Optimus Prime of eggrolls.”



Episode Two: “Black Ian”

Aug 20th, 2009

“I would go gay for our president.”