“Mamma likes to have a little vitamin C after she does her yoga.”

“What did you collect as a kid?”

“Have you seen his Nike ad? He’s an Adonis.”

“I go poop at the same time every day.”

“My mom is way hotter than that hooker.”

“I want to see the dagger.”

“Family is overrated.”

“Do you remember earlier when I asked if you were retarded?”

“This is like the Optimus Prime of eggrolls.”

“I would go gay for our president.”