“You called me your snuggle fairy.”

“Mamma likes to have a little vitamin C after she does her yoga.”

Guest starring MadTV’s Debra Skelton.

“What did you collect as a kid?”

**FAN FAVORITE**

“Have you seen his Nike ad? He’s an Adonis.”

“I go poop at the same time every day.”

“My mom is way hotter than that hooker.”

“I want to see the dagger.”

Check out hilarious outtakes.

“Family is overrated.”

Guest starring the hilarious Mark Teich.

“Do you remember earlier when I asked if you were retarded?”

“This is like the Optimus Prime of eggrolls.”

“I would go gay for our president.”

**FAN FAVORITE**

“Do you know what nines need?”